March 2012
liking a boy is the worst. should be the best,...
I just want to meet a nice guy who will lie to me, steal from me, get fat and let me hate fuck him. #whitegirlproblems
Everyone has a psycho bitch lurking inside of them that’s dying to write all over their boyfriend’s Facebook wall.
White Girl Problems @whitegrlproblem
http://www.babewalker.com/2012/02/ask-babe-im-fucki... →
We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. ~ E. Nightingale
February 2012
“Can I come to your bed tonight?”
– Tudors
im very happy and good mood and no worries and no boy dramas today. i love this feeling and i wish every day was like this. i feel focused on me and my priorities and what i want to do etc and it feels pretty fantastic. i want this for always. heres hoping it lasts.
i like when i see a boy i used to like and now im like wait, what? why did i like him? its pretty much the best feeling ever.
stalker:
Casey come over lets make fuck? Okie dokie lets. Be here tonight when the moon is at it fullest for the fuckening. Lets create a monster! My finger hurts bad I think I might lose it. I will send it to you in a bag of icecream. Hey casey come over so I can cut your head off pretty please
“Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think...”
– Storm Jameson
“i will never love another man”
– borgias
Sometimes it’s not the person you miss, but the...
Focus on people who are important to you and...
“If you are depressed you are living in the past.
If you are anxious you are...”
– Lao Tzu (via shot-at-redemption, maluna)
“i need a man now with monster hands”
– archer
“It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link of the chain of destiny can...”
– Churchill
“Can you love me or is it just desires of the flesh”
– Borgias
If you’re not going to be nice to me I want nothing to do with you
“The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls...”
– Epictetus
“you care so much for one you hardly know”
– borgias
“eyes we can trust”
– borgias
“we’ll be happier, surely”
– borgias
“a Gosling-free event is an event worth getting blackout wasted, crying, and...”
– babe walker
“love and marriage, are they incompatible?”
– borgias
“Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter...”
– Goethe
“I’m gonna dress you up like a gnome and keep you in my garden”
– Archer
i have encountered three (3) uncut d’s in my little life.
1st was intriguing since i had never seen one before. it was like discovering a new species of animal. a gross one like that new leaf nosed bat they found last week.
2nd was just gross and silly and i laughed so hard at it i could never do oral.
3rd looked normal and was the biggest d in the world but he was from holland so...
bret mckenzie is super adorbs and when he was on flight of the conchords i had a massive crush but his d is probs gross since he is from new zealand.
handsome celebrities i have seen in real life:
bret mckenzie
alexander skarsgaard
jared leto
how perfect was bret mckenzie at the oscars?!!!!! me and nicky saw him once at tender greens and it was all i could do not to rape him.
stalker:
Im sorry baby. I wish I lived close enough to you and was good enough for you to keep you company. Dont feel sad or stuck please my love things will always get better. I know you dont care casey but it would destroy me if something happened to you. I need to talk to you forever. Please get a puppy this week. Fuck the yorkshire you cant wait that long. I need you to be healthy. Please...
There is so much more to life on this planet than...
“Ohplease. Nobody gives you gifts”
– Archer
i love old men. always have, always will.
i LOVE christopher plummer
“Who cares? It doesn’t matter if girls love girls and boys love boys. Who...”
– janet mcteer
“You have a right to be who you are, and if you want to find somebody to love, go...”
– albert nobbs
christian bale is hot.
The only rules in Love are do what makes you happy and do it NOW! Throw the rest of the rules away! #TDL
If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love. - Thich Nhat Hanh (true love is letting go!) #TDL
“Big picture- I wouldn’t say I’m a happy person”
– Archer
“She’s had more pens in the company ink than a pen store”
– Archer
“Lying is like 95% of what I do”
– Archer
STD is dealbreaker 1
2 is has been married
3 has a kid
4 lives at home/ homeless
5 no car
“The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in...”
– Socrates
i feel like a part of me is missing